Oh look, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are moving in together. How lovely… How long should we give their relationship this time? A week? No, let’s be generous and give them two weeks.
To be fair, Selena and the Biebs have managed to stay consistently on-again/off-again for the past few months, would must be a terrible strain on their natural instincts. I mean, Justin can’t seem to keep himself away from all those models, so how’s he going to remain monogamous to Selena? While living together, no less? Has anyone told him that this means he won’t be able to bring over drunken hookups every other weekend? Selena’s not the brightest when it comes to Justin, but she’s going to notice if half-naked women keep turning up in her apartment.
Oh, but wait. Selena’s being ‘cautious’, apparently. A source tells Hollywood Life, “She’s still being cautious, she’s not going to give up her place, that way if anything goes wrong or if she decides she needs some space, she’ll have her own spot to go to.”
Um… so she’s not living with him? Basically, she’s moving some of her stuff into his house, but she’s also keeping her own apartment. So kind of like what they’re already doing? I’m so confused.
If Selena and Justin are actually ‘moving in’ together – a.k.a. living together in an apartment/house registered to both of their names and/or getting rid of their individual getaway bachelorette/bachelor pads – then I sense disaster in the future. However, I’d like to wager that neither Selena nor Justin is THAT stupid, that they would throw away their sole refuge in case their relationship turns bad – which it always, always does.
Justin Bieber Photo Credit: FameFlynet
