Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom flew out of LAX together and looked exactly like a dating couple in love trying to hide it. We have been saying for AGES that Orlando Bloom is planning his revenge on Justin Bieber, and we’re finally seeing evidence of that planning. See, Justin Bieber humiliated Orlando Bloom by hooking up with Miranda Kerr [while Miranda and Orlando were still married], and then getting into a public fistfight with him at a club. And now, Orlando Bloom is getting his revenge by hooking up with Selena Gomez.
Orlando and Selena already have some history behind them, since the two were rumored to be hooking up earlier this year. However, Selena Gomez’ on-again/off-again/on-again romance with Justin Bieber soon put a stop to that, and Orlando supposedly moved on. But alas, both Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez were spotted departing from LAX on October 20th at the same time – and together. Dun dun dun….
It’s becoming pretty obvious that Selena and Orlando are ‘hanging out’, and yes, we mean that as a euphemism for sex. What, you think they’re intellectual equals sitting down and discussing Nietzsche? Puh-lease, this is total revenge dating. Selena Gomez dumped Justin Bieber for cheating on her with Kendall Jenner, and after unfollowing him on Twitter [for the millionth time], she decided that cutting off contact with him wasn’t enough. So what did she do? Well, she re-initiated contact with Justin’s sworn enemy, Orlando Bloom.
Ok, sworn enemy sounds a little dramatic, but the Orlando Bloom/Justin Bieber feud is about to go nuclear. Justin isn’t going to sit quietly while Orlando Bloom hits on his ex-girlfriend, even if it means puffing up his chest and acting like a deranged punk. Meanwhile, this Orlando Bloom/Selena Gomez hookup will go viral, ensuring that both of their exes know about it.