Gwyneth Paltrow is cray cray, y’all. Want more proof? I mean, more proof than the conscious uncoupling and the endless paleo recipe books and lifestyle hacks? Well, according to Radar Online, Gwyneth Paltrow has organized a couple’s retreat with none other than her new boyfriend, Brad Falchuk, her ex-husband, Chris Martin, and Chris’ alleged new girlfriend, Kate Hudson.
A source tells Radar Online, “This is classic Gwyneth, trying to turn something totally awkward into a controllable situation. She wants to clear the air with Kate, who was actually becoming one of her own close friends last year so it took her by surprise when she found out about her and Chris.”
Ok, we get it – Gwyneth is friends with Kate, she’s on supposedly excellent terms with Chris, and she’s obviously dating Brad. But seriously…. a couple’s retreat? She and Chris ‘consciously uncoupled’ last year, and she’s already organizing couple’s retreats with him and his girlfriend. Has she heard of boundaries? Then again, she’s probably ecstatic that Chris is dating Kate Hudson instead of Jennifer Lawrence, and I have no doubt that she was instrumental in orchestrating Chris’ breakup with Jennifer. Obviously, she doesn’t care that Chris Martin is dating again, and that much is clear from this ridiculous couple’s retreat. However, it was always clear that she hated that Chris was with Jennifer, who was significantly younger, significantly more famous, and significantly more talented – all things that grated on Gwyneth’s ego.
Now, with Chris and Kate, she probably feels much less threatened – and hence, the couple’s retreat. Plus, by taking Brad Falchuk, Chris Martin, and Kate Hudson on a vacation with her, she can show that she’s being the bigger person – and nothing makes Gwyneth happier than acting holier-than-thou.
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