Is Rob Kardashian getting his very own reality television show? Some say yes, some say no, but we know that Rob’s behaviour is nothing more than a well-rehearsed publicity show! Celeb Dirty Laundry can exclusively reveal the truth behind Rob and Kim Kardashian’s bitter feud. According to our source, “The Kardashians aren’t stupid. Kris [Jenner] created this quasi-fight! She’s generating buzz for Rob’s spin-off show. They know how to play the game.”
There was this really fun PC chess game back in the 90’s. The pieces were animated – pawns would murder the rooks by shooting/stabbing them in the face. It was like the Grand Theft Auto of chess. But the novelty quickly wore off and the deadly chess pieces died a horrible death on the battlegrounds of a forlorn Stiffie. I blame Solitaire and Bubbles the Screensaver.
The Kardashians are the chess pieces. Look at Bruce Jenner – he ended up talking to hats, “because they’re funny and clever and kind.” The family is obviously being prepped for a hostile takeover, and Kris Jenner is doing everything in her evil power to save her dysfunctional offspring, i.e. Rob Kardashian getting his own show.
“Rob is the new Golden Goose. Keeping Up With the Kardashians lost a huge chunk of its core audience over the past couple of years. Kris is hemorrhaging money. She plugged into the phenomenal success of Gone Girl and created this absolutely ingenious publicity stunt for Rob’s show,” says an exclusive insider. “A sensitive bad-boy on a quest for salvation. It’s bloody brilliant!”
Checkmate.
There you have it! Rob and Kim Kardashian are not embroiled in an apocalyptic feud. It’s all a marvelous act. But Bruce Jenner still talks to hats though. “What do you mean Top-Hat isn’t real? We had tea and… Wait, is Top-Hat dead? I told him not to get involved with the fashion people! They murdered Top-Hat!”
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