According to reports from the dumbest photographer on the planet, Lindsay Lohan ran a red light and smacked right into a baby stroller.
Reportedly, Lindsay was driving out in her Maserati when she ran a red light, made a left and struck the stroller. The photographer on scene AKA Dumby McMoron, said, “There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street. Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them. Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”
The witness, Brayan Jaime, reportedly didn’t call 911 or have a police report filed. He instead sold the footage of the alleged accident.
When contacted for comment, Lindsay said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
However, Brayan said, “I’m 100 percent sure Lindsay was driving because I saw her with my own eyes. She was just driving like crazy once I started following her. She was trying to lose me, blowing stop signs and stuff. Lindsay was scared because she knew I saw what she did.”
A second witness at the scene confirmed that Lindsay was in fact driving, but said that she may not have realized what happened, since contact was minimal. But this guy makes it sound like she hit the stroller at full speed, knocking it into the air. Doesn’t he?
