We’re at it again. We’re once again disproving the Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson reconciliation rumours. Yes, we know you’re tired of hearing about them, and yes, we know you’re over it, but just hear us out, okay? If your memory is up to standard, you’ll remember that Stewart and Pattinson were spotted kissing at a pool this past week. Fans of the couple were up in arms, because their Bella and Edward were back together, happy, and content. Unfortunately, these images were faked. Don’t believe us? Read below to see why.
According to Hope at Celebs Gather, “[T]he real reason may be that anyone who ferrets out and examines photos of the real pool at KStew’s new house will immediately realize that ‘poolside kissing pics’ were not snapped there. KStew’s real pool is ‘starkly modern’ lacking the surrounding ‘foliage’ seen in the Robsten PDA pics. Also, the height of the patio and the dimensions of her pool don’t match those in the kissing photos.” Thank you, Hope. Popsugar, one of the original sources, removed the pictures “because of editorial standards”. What? Why? We’ve been fanning the Pattinson/Stewart conspiracy theory flames here at Celeb Dirty Laundry for the past several month,s and we’re not letting up.
Hope, Celeb Dirty Laundry, TMZ, et al. were not incorrect in their hypothesis that the Stewart/Pattinson reconciliation was a lie made in Kardashian heaven. Furious Twihards took to social media to voice their concerns. One disgruntled fan wrote, “For two people who hate to be in the public eye, this was a total photo op set up by them.” Another quipped, “For two people who dated for three years and never even held hands, and now suddenly a person gets perfect pics of them standing in the same spot over and over again. Come on. They are both full of it.”
Is this it? Are the Lance Armstrongs of Hollywood finally being uncovered? Are our assumptions correct? An insider fan of the couple shared some startling facts, “I’m an inside source so I know what I’m talking about when I tell you this is all an act. They were PAID. The people in the background were there giving directions and keeping the peace. Strange how they were able to keep their relationship a secret all this time but now the papz has all this access to her home. Her supposedly very private locale house. He only tap kissed her and only touched outside the house.”
We’ve been telling you along about this conspiracy, but no-one believes us. We know this is a PR stunt crafted by Summit Entertainment’s best marketing people. In fact, this is not unheard of in Hollywood. It has been done so many times before in the past, especially when the studio system was still prevalent in Hollywood. We hate doing this, but hey, we told you so.
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